Me using tumblr as a defensive weapon
Me: Isn't he cute mom asdfjkl;'djfalsdjf I wish he was straight or at least bi
Mom: Your friends aren't normal. Why does this boy have glitter on his body? What is he wearing are those girl shorts?
Me: What do you mean normal whats not normal in your book
Mom: Well god made Adam and Eve in the bible not Adam and Adam there must have been a reason
Me: He probably didn't want an overload of fabulous. And anyways, God didn't write the bible.
Mom: Yes he did he is a holy spirit he wrote the bible
Me: Well the holy spirit ain't got a pen
Mom: .....
#thankyourusselbrand
“ An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.
— Goi Nasu (via electric-wish)
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the sass is unreal omfg
me
Posted on May 23, 2013 at 11AM
i don’t know what these are but i love them
FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: weeaboo-chan)
Posted on May 21, 2013 at 11AM
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